Next Practice

Next Show

Our Manifesto

Possibilities for our Next Project

Complaints

Unfinished Lyrics

• Synesthesia Waltz
• 1994 Without You
• Sad Scene
• New Melody
• Apologies
• Random Lines
• Apocalypse Love 
• Post-modern Hoe
• Vegetarian Hair
• Rodent Love 
• Charts of Galileo
• I guess it's BFN (a country song!)
• I wish I were gay (or gayer)
• Delilah
• Our Patron Saint - Gabor Maté
• The Passive-Aggressive Blues
• The Infinite Loop Cowboy Song
• Our Theme Song
• Crazy Still Works for Me
• Women's Fashion Magazine Song
• I like the smell of your cigarette
• Our Issues
• Ou est mon stylo
• It's been done
• The Astronaut Love Triangle Anthem 
• What I'm Looking For
• Assorted Rhyming Improvisations 
• Metric 22225 

 Lyrics

• Academic Wanker 
• Avatar Love 
• Caroline 
• Cyberstalking Blues
• Dave's French Song 
• Haben Sie Ein Plattenspieler? 
• Helen Wheels 
• I do yoga and my life still sucks 
• I Don't Deserve 
• I Escaped [Spanish] 
• If You're Holy and You Know it 
• Large American Car 
• May Cause Heartburn (The Side Effects Song)
• Mission Statement
• Ponzi  
• We Don't Write Songs 

Research for Future Projects

• Gregorian Chants - Wikipedia - Youtube

Latest Wardrobe Acquisitions

• leopard skin mini skirt
• electric blue top for Manny Blue; shiny silver top for Sassy; brilliant green top for Aggie
• blue belly dancing costume!
• orange furry tube tops or mini skirts

Our Wish List

Warmups

Merchandise

• stickers with logo and blog
• noise makers with logo and blog
• dolls of band members
• t-shirts (limited printing)
• calendar with inspirational quotes
• bibs and aprons with logo

Possible Opening Acts for ALT

• Hayseed Dixie: A Hillbilly Tribute To AC/DC Hayseed Dixie

Introductions

• Café le Michel-Ange 2012-10-13 
• Sally's Salon 2013-11-18 

Yes it has been a while - 2019-11-02