We dance in your head

We are like bubbles in your bath

Astronaut Love Triangle will make your nipples feel

like that first kiss did

so stand up, stand up proud

say I'm a smoocher, right out loud.

We're hotter than burnt toast

and crispier than bacon

We're the group you'll love the most

aromatherapy

I got philosophy

I am new agey

I read the Secret

Thinking I gott the Key

I'm gluten free

I do aromatherapy

Peace, brother

look at me

I meditate

I irrigate

I fornicate

I cogitate

High colonic

My bowels are clear

I got nothing to fear

How do you do

I have good poo

I hope you do too

lactose free

gluten free

aromatherapy

raw foodie

not even honey

ear candling

high colonic

eat the placeneta

drinking pee

fast

freegan

don't touch my shit

she's all about

gluten free

aromatherapy

oil of tea tree golly gee

universal key

drink yer own pee

cosmic energy

chronic high colonic

floral aura for a ...

fruitarian

airitarian

gluten free -aromatherapy

green tea - homeopathy

feng shui - follow the Way

let go, let god

peace brother, Earth mother

love one another,

recycle, freecycle, upcycle

fix your own bicycle

Oh da doo da day

I do yoga and my life still sucks

Oh da doo da day

<<Rap, hip hop sequence>>

I have positive energy

And I'm really fucking nice

I do yoga and my life still sucks

Oh da doo da day

You said we'd make such beautiful music together

You asked me to stay

and I said okay

But now you don't like my pirate ways

You don't like my musical style

You don't even like my parrot Pete

Oh, Delilah, you make me sad

Delilah, you treat me bad

Delilah, you're driving me mad

When Pirates Marry Detectives

I escaped with my morals intact

C G

and hell, only to go back

G C

I escaped for a while,

insanity

from hospital in a taxi

I escaped the noise of the city

by the skin of my teeth.

from hard drive hell

I escaped from my certain fate

from Alcatraz

from Gilligan's Island.

I escaped this afternoon,

from Ward 13 to write this

by the grace of God.

F E x 4

I escaped with 60 dollars

I escaped being eaten by a pelican

nervous breakdown

to breathe ocean air.

Other notes:

• "oh, how I adore, Doctor Gabor...";
• "If you would only maté with me..."; 
• "he put the ADD in addiction".
• a cowboy link?

No, no, no,

Nothing is wrong with me.

Do I have to say it in Sign?

I'm telling you, I'm fine.

Chorus:

There's nothing that you did.

There's nothing that you said.

I'm not avoiding you,

ignoring you,

blaming you,

or judging you.

Maybe I should just go away.

Okay, there was that statement.

About how I lack a spine.

Maybe I am an invertebrate,

What could be more clear?

Perhaps my lack of moral fiber

is what I needed to hear.

%5BChorus%5D

In a shiny fancy flashy hip avatar bar

My avatar liked your avatar

So she lured out her avatar car

It's an avatar avatar love-a-dove affair.

It might not be real, but I don't really care.

My avatar has great big jugs

That your avatar likes to touch very much

Our avatars went to second base

and they decided to go on a "real" date.

It's an avatar avatar love-a-dove affair.

It might not be real, but I don't really care.

My avatar rides a big white horse

Your avatar rides a Harley, of course

That's how met on our second date

It was avatar love, it was avatar fate

It's an avatar avatar love-a-dove affair.

It might not be real, but I don't really care.

Then I caught your avatar with an avatar whore

Now I don't wanna see your avatar no more.

It was an avatar avatar love-a-dove affair

It might not seem real, but I don't really care.

1. People gracefully pass objects from person to person. 1 more object than there are persons. Objects: hats, umbrellas, hoops, etc.
2. Yoga exercises

Vocal

1. Everybody rants in foreign languages they don't know
2. Everybody copies bizarre sounds that David makes

Creative

1. Extended Metaphor (with paper and pens):
   1. Person 1 writes a metaphor about ALT or a person in ALT (e.g. "Astronaut Love Triangle is a kiss on the lips")
   2. Person 2 extends the metaphor (e.g. "or a knife in the back")
   3. Person 3 concludes the thought (e.g. "just like a date with James Bond")
2. Person, Place, Thing (slips of paper, pens):
   1. On slips of paper, people write names or descriptions of people (e.g. Manny Blue, Lindsay Lohan, The Cyber Stalker), places (e.g. the kitchen, Arnprior, the emergency room), things (e.g. hand mixer, binder clip, rocket launcher).
   2. The slips are folded. Placed in separate piles for each category, or all in one pile if the paper was colour coded.
   3. One slip from each category is drawn and read.
   4. First player explains why the person is in the place with the thing. (e.g. Manny Blue is in the kitchen with a hand mixer because she couldn't sleep and left her sex toys at home.)
   5. Another set is drawn, next player explains, continuing until participants are tired or slips are gone.
   6. Optional mandatory condition or Bonus Points: Participants must link their explanation to those that have gone before. (e.g. the Cyber Stalker is in the emergency room with a binder clip holding his pants together because things the handmixer's off switch broke on his date with Manny Blue.)

collaboration conversation consultation  contemplation correlation 

culmination consummation  corporation coronation

generation litigation

hierarchy patriarchy 

interception  misperception  preconception  self-deception 

you may not care a nickel, you may not care a dime

but we ALT will smash your paradigm

space-time

post-millennial concept artists

Exploring the zeitgeist of the collective unconsciousness.

Is it art? Is it rock?

It is if we say so!

And we say so!

past	row	not	of	my	spangle
vast				wry	wrangle
classed				fly	tangle
gassed				sky	bangle
last					mangle
massed					dangle
mast
fast
glassed
Ast	ro	naut	love	tri	angle

a passed thrown knot of fly dangle

a last row not of sky spangle

shout out 

Astronaut Love Triangle

Jimmy Jettz speaks the words for the thoughts you are thinking

Manny Blue thinks the thoughts for the words you're not speaking

Sassy and Aggie stare at the sun without blinking

Agent Dave is happy to move without creaking

I met her in a chatroom

And we had a real nice chat. (talk)

But she didn't seem receptive (use a smiley)

When I invited her to my flat... (sent her a photo of my ...)

I got the Cyberstalking Blues

I got the Cyberstalking Blues

I've the twitter talking,

overclocking,

cyberstalking

.....BLUES...

(to the tune of Happy and You Know it)

If you're Holy and You Know it, clap your hands.

If you're Holy and You Know it, clap your hands.

If you're Holy and You Know it, and you really want to show it...

If you're Holy and You Know it, clap your hands.

If you're not a paraplegic, stomp your feet.

If you're not a paraplegic, stomp your feet.

If you're not a paraplegic, this is almost strategic...

If you're not a paraplegic, stomp your feet.

If you're sexually complicated, say "me too".

If you're sexually complicated, say "me too".

If you're sexually complicated, and you like to do x-rated...

If you're sexually complicated, say "me too".

If you're zen and you know it, clap one hand.

If you're zen and you know it, clap one hand.

If you're zen and you know it, then your aura will show it.

If you're zen and you know it, clap one hand.

If you're ADD and you know it, what's that over there?

If you're ADD and you know it, is it break time yet?

If you're ADD and you know it, your distraction will show it.

If you're ADD and you know it, is there any ice cream?

If you're surreal and you know it... {remove moustaches}