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We Don't Write Songs

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We don't write songs about our own largely dull lives

we don't write songs about marriage with 2.5 kids and a Volvo and a house-estate in Wilmford

We don't write songs about wizards, swords or any of that dungeons and dragons crap

We don't write songs about baseball players

we don't write songs about what people should do

We don't write songs about shit that you're tired of hearing fucking songs about!

you know, we don't write songs about booties

We don't write songs about fucking a chick in the bathroom

Thank God we don't write songs about each other anymore

We don't write songs about dragons, swords and unicorns

We don't write songs about big houses or a mansion on a hill because we don't live there

we don't write songs about landscapes

We don't write songs about necessarily narrative stories

we don't write songs about not drinking

We don't write songs about Jesus

we don't write songs about a man and a woman being great friends their whole lives

We don't write songs about coming from broken homes

We don't write songs about girls or any bigger issues

we don't write songs about being on the road and touring

we don't write songs about booty or whatever

We don't write songs about girl's booty shaking or bling bling

Thank God we don't write songs about each other anymore

We don't write songs about minor celebrities

we don't write songs about 'I am' or 'I wanna be'

We don't write songs about love and all that stuuf, because that's already been done to death  

We don't write songs about trivial stuff, not that those songs aren't important, but we just don't write them

Hey man, don't hate us because we don't write songs about girls not liking us, and romance and all that!

We don't write songs about trees and grass that you find out later are [secretly] about Communist Russia, you know

We don't write songs about like girls, we don't like make up songs about making out with chicks, we just write about what happens to us

We don't write songs about politics

we don't write songs about our favorite fruit, iguanas, fashion, and "funny stuff"

We don't write songs about pigs

we don't write songs about making love, we write songs about fucking!

we don't write songs about drinking

We don't write songs about putting our fingers in their holes though

we don't write songs about relationships, but we do, they're on all the records

We don't write songs about being rich because we're not

We don't write songs about ex-girlfriends

We don't write songs about wrestling. We don't talk about wrestling

We don't write songs about dragons and wizards and sex and drugs 

We don't write songs about minor celebrities and rich kids now

we don't write songs about love

we don't write songs about getting laid on Sunday night

we don't write songs about cash machines, supermarkets and living in Sheffield

 

Intro used at Sally's Salon 2013-11-18

Several weeks ago, the Internet brought me this Stylophone pocket synthesizer
This week, the internet brought the world Rob Ford's views on home dining
Today, courtesy of the Google search engine, it brings the lyrics of our next piece

 

When Manny Blue points at you, we would like you to perform the words on your card or words of your own choosing.

 

 

 

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