We don't write songs about our own largely dull lives
we don't write songs about marriage with 2.5 kids and a Volvo and a house-estate in Wilmford
We don't write songs about wizards, swords or any of that dungeons and dragons crap
We don't write songs about baseball players
we don't write songs about what people should do
We don't write songs about shit that you're tired of hearing fucking songs about!
you know, we don't write songs about booties
We don't write songs about fucking a chick in the bathroom
Thank God we don't write songs about each other anymore
We don't write songs about dragons, swords and unicorns
We don't write songs about big houses or a mansion on a hill because we don't live there
we don't write songs about landscapes
We don't write songs about necessarily narrative stories
we don't write songs about not drinking
We don't write songs about Jesus
we don't write songs about a man and a woman being great friends their whole lives
We don't write songs about coming from broken homes
We don't write songs about girls or any bigger issues
we don't write songs about being on the road and touring
we don't write songs about booty or whatever
We don't write songs about girl's booty shaking or bling bling
Thank God we don't write songs about each other anymore
We don't write songs about minor celebrities
we don't write songs about 'I am' or 'I wanna be'
We don't write songs about love and all that stuuf, because that's already been done to death
We don't write songs about trivial stuff, not that those songs aren't important, but we just don't write them
Hey man, don't hate us because we don't write songs about girls not liking us, and romance and all that!
We don't write songs about trees and grass that you find out later are [secretly] about Communist Russia, you know
We don't write songs about like girls, we don't like make up songs about making out with chicks, we just write about what happens to us
We don't write songs about politics
we don't write songs about our favorite fruit, iguanas, fashion, and "funny stuff"
We don't write songs about pigs
we don't write songs about making love, we write songs about fucking!
we don't write songs about drinking
We don't write songs about putting our fingers in their holes though
we don't write songs about relationships, but we do, they're on all the records
We don't write songs about being rich because we're not
We don't write songs about ex-girlfriends
We don't write songs about wrestling. We don't talk about wrestling
We don't write songs about dragons and wizards and sex and drugs
We don't write songs about minor celebrities and rich kids now
we don't write songs about love
we don't write songs about getting laid on Sunday night
we don't write songs about cash machines, supermarkets and living in Sheffield
Intro used at Sally's Salon 2013-11-18
Several weeks ago, the Internet brought me this Stylophone pocket synthesizer
This week, the internet brought the world Rob Ford's views on home dining
Today, courtesy of the Google search engine, it brings the lyrics of our next piece
When Manny Blue points at you, we would like you to perform the words on your card or words of your own choosing.
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