12 syllables
Got a megabyte download on a ten baud line
and an ergonomic chair that's twisting my spine
8 syllables - O
Make it hot like a cuppa joe
She has eyes like Eldorado
From Ontario all things flow
When time gets tough the weird turn pro
Margaret Cho comedy show
Burnt the river in Ohio
Eat Oreos in Ohio
got some bubble gum time to blow
I stole it but they'll never know
gota buy flour to make the dough
dams must break so rivers can flow
cat's hanging in there don't let go
Your trumpet sounds stale and shallow
When you play under a pillow
Why did you eat the blue jello?
Your kiss is tart and indigo
Come out and play in the snow
For you, I made it all yellow
I hate it when she tells me no
Makes me say that I want to go
asteroid metal counter flow
spinners joiners folders go slow
slow slow slow slow go go go go
go slow go slow go slow go slow
wind up, never mind me, no show
words count like this five six no no
8 syllables - at
Sing the theorem of Fermat
Noah's ark on Ararat
We killed the man in the hat
Made it home in seconds flat
I can't make out where you're at
You chide me like a bat
haunting holy ziggurat
Random hairy sidewalk cat
If only I knew where he sat
on his seat I would place a rat
Said crazy's still where it's at
7 syllables - at
stroll up now and swing the bat
don't think of scaring the cat
wiley and kind of a brat
splat splat splat splat splat splat splat
roll up your new yoga mat
shut up! Magi is not fat
I want a safari hat
stroll up now and swing the bat
6 syllables - Me
Crazy still works for me
Fail spectacularly
I love you hopelessly
Other tryst capably
Described medially
Pharmaceutical fee
Don't call it lunacy
But we'll make it you see
Crazy still works for me
He watches from a tree
on his kawasaki
Crazy still works for me
lunar apostasy
solar topography
cathode tomography
my mind is broken, you see
sensation yet to be
I'll never pay the fee
nothing in life is free
found out that she's a he
crazy still works for me
6 syllables - oo
Cats that bark, dogs that moo
Aphasia is blue
Galactic barbecue
Pew pew pew pew pew pew
Roses doth love imbue
Xenophobes at the zoo
Bleak bold Bartholomew
She dances in frou frou
There's one thing I won't do
It's not the worst that's true
but I can't stand your shoe
Why just one and not two?
Fuck your shoe it's like you
a thing that has no clue
no idea on shou's through
that style died in '02
Summer love like BBQ
Burn your hope at the quee
Where you stand for tofu
instead of meat to skew
Summer love at the BBQ
Love at the BBQ
Burns your tongue at the queue
Where you stand for tofu
When you want a meat chew
and that she notice that you
have a crave for her stew
Jimmy, Manny don't spew
won't clean up after you
sure it's only a few
found a Phillip's head screw
thank you thank you thank you
do you mean curlicue?
how about barbecue?
then there's broken pool cue
tool of a boy named sue
mad captain of the crew
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