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Page history last edited by David Scrimshaw 10 years, 10 months ago

12 syllables

Got a megabyte download on a ten baud line

and an ergonomic chair that's twisting my spine

 

 

 

8 syllables - O

Make it hot like a cuppa joe

She has eyes like Eldorado

From Ontario all things flow

When time gets tough the weird turn pro

Margaret Cho comedy show

Burnt the river in Ohio

Eat Oreos in Ohio

 

got some bubble gum time to blow

I stole it but they'll never know

gota buy flour to make the dough

dams must break so rivers can flow

cat's hanging in there don't let go

 

Your trumpet sounds stale and shallow

When you play under a pillow

Why did you eat the blue jello?

Your kiss is tart and indigo

Come out and play in the snow

For you, I made it all yellow

 

I hate it when she tells me no

Makes me say that I want to go

asteroid metal counter flow

spinners joiners folders go slow

slow slow slow slow go go go go

go slow go slow go slow go slow 

wind up, never mind me, no show

words count like this five six no no

 

8 syllables - at

Sing the theorem of Fermat

Noah's ark on Ararat

We killed the man in the hat

Made it home in seconds flat

I can't make out where you're at

You chide me like a bat

haunting holy ziggurat

Random hairy sidewalk cat

 

If only I knew where he sat

on his seat I would place a rat

Said crazy's still where it's at

 

7 syllables - at

stroll up now and swing the bat

don't think of scaring the cat

wiley and kind of a brat

splat splat splat splat splat splat splat  

roll up your new yoga mat

shut up! Magi is not fat

I want a safari hat

stroll up now and swing the bat

 

6 syllables - Me

Crazy still works for me

Fail spectacularly

I love you hopelessly

Other tryst capably

Described medially

Pharmaceutical fee

Don't call it lunacy

But we'll make it you see

 

Crazy still works for me

He watches from a tree

on his kawasaki

 

Crazy still works for me

lunar apostasy

solar topography

cathode tomography

my mind is broken, you see

sensation yet to be

I'll never pay the fee

nothing in life is free

found out that she's a he

crazy still works for me

 

6 syllables - oo

Cats that bark, dogs that moo

Aphasia is blue

Galactic barbecue

Pew pew pew pew pew pew

Roses doth love imbue

Xenophobes at the zoo

Bleak bold Bartholomew

She dances in frou frou

 

There's one thing I won't do

It's not the worst that's true

but I can't stand your shoe

Why just one and not two?

Fuck your shoe it's like you

a thing that has no clue

no idea on shou's through

that style died in '02

 

Summer love like BBQ

Burn your hope at the quee

Where you stand for tofu

instead of meat to skew

 

Summer love at the BBQ

Love at the BBQ

Burns your tongue at the queue

Where you stand for tofu

When you want a meat chew

and that she notice that you

have a crave for her stew

 

Jimmy, Manny don't spew

won't clean up after you

sure it's only a few

found a Phillip's head screw

thank you thank you thank you

do you mean curlicue?

how about barbecue?

then there's broken pool cue

tool of a boy named sue

mad captain of the crew

 

 

 

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