Michel Ange Café – 2012-Oct-13

eschewing a qualificationalist orthodoxy

extinguishing the false dichotomy of synchronic and diachronic analysis

inverting the hierarchy

subverting the patriarchy

diverting the matriarchy

perverting the monarchy

alerting the anarchy

disconcerting the oligarchy

not just breaking paradigms, but smashing them

and gracing us with their presence tonight

Astronaut Love Triangle

Side Effects

• This piece is dedicated to the pharmaceutical products that allow us to be here tonight.

Cyber Stalking Blues

• dedicated to our friends at that global leader in wireless innovation who revolutionized the mobile industry with the introduction of the BlackBerry® solution in 1999, Research in Motion 
• Who are not  be confused with the Man In Motion World Tour, completed by Rick Hansen in May 1987.
• We wish you well in your next quarter's earnings report.  

Questions from the audience

Large American Car

Optimistic estimations of future oil production forecast that that peak will occur in 2020 and afterwards there will be a global decline in production.

Pessimistic predictions are that either the peak in oil production has already occurred, or it will occur shortly.

The on-road vehicle fleets in the US and Canada have the lowest overall average fuel economy among first world nations: 25 miles per US gallon in the US, versus 45 miles per US gallon in the European Union.

If you can't be part of the solution, you can at least be part of the problem

I Don't Deserve

This piece was co-written by our frequent collaborator, the Google search engine

Helen Wheels

We dedicate our final piece to the hard-working athletes who participate in the modern-era of women's flat track roller derby.