If You're Holy

(to the tune of Happy and You Know it)

If you're Holy and You Know it, clap your hands.

If you're Holy and You Know it, clap your hands.

If you're Holy and You Know it, and you really want to show it...

If you're Holy and You Know it, clap your hands.

If you're not a paraplegic, stomp your feet.

If you're not a paraplegic, stomp your feet.

If you're not a paraplegic, this is almost strategic...

If you're not a paraplegic, stomp your feet.

If you're sexually complicated, say "me too".

If you're sexually complicated, say "me too".

If you're sexually complicated, and you like to do x-rated...

If you're sexually complicated, say "me too".

If you're zen and you know it, clap one hand.

If you're zen and you know it, clap one hand.

If you're zen and you know it, then your aura will show it.

If you're zen and you know it, clap one hand.

If you're ADD and you know it, what's that over there?

If you're ADD and you know it, is it break time yet?

If you're ADD and you know it, your distraction will show it.

If you're ADD and you know it, is there any ice cream?

If you're surreal and you know it... {remove moustaches}