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Cyberstalking Blues

Page history last edited by David Scrimshaw 14 years, 9 months ago

[B7, A, E]

 

I texted Judy she's a cutie

She could sit on my face

I don't know why

She locked me out of her Myspace

 

I got the Cyberstalking Blues

I got the Cyberstalking Blues

 

I've got the Facebook blocking

twitter talking,overclocking,

cyberstalking.....BLUES...

 

 

I thumb-spelled "You're a cutie;

and something about a cherry"

Maxine told her brother

He smashed my Blackberry

 

I met Sara in a chatroom

We had a real nice talk

She didn't return the smiley

When I sent her a photo of my ...

 

I emailed Jane a love poem

and she replied to me,

"Everything you send me

goes straight to the RCMP."

 

I told Manny she'd look hot

in a see-through mini-skirt

I won't tell you what she did

but it really, really hurt. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments (1)

Anonymous said

at 4:58 pm on Apr 5, 2008

Oh, I knew you could make it BADDER.

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