Tsunami

Earthquake

Nuclear Meltdown Fallout

Zombies, werewolves, vampires

Robot Rebellion

Solar flares

Oil spill

Train wreck

Giant mutant animals

Human-eating plants

Army ants

Plagues of locusts

Hail storm

Deluge

Hurricane

Drought

Raining fish or frogs

Flood

Blizzard

Forest Fire

Tornado

Ice Storm

Asteroid strike

60-car pileup

You give my soul a nuclear glow

Earthquake shake faultline crack

You shift my tectonic plates baby

Let the tsunami take me to the high ground 

You wash me away in a wall of water

Your love flows like lava

Our love is a natural disaster (manmade disaster?)

Baby you can stay in fallout shelter

I've set aside freeze dried rocky road ice cream just for you

I kissed you hard on the apocalips

you winked at me and dipped your hips

the rains came down and the floods came up

you stole my only ration card

and booked with a guy from the national guard

I saw you sitting with a bloody chainsaw

and I knew I had to see you in the raw

But before we could start canoodling

the erupting volcanoes interrupted us rudely

The lava was flowing, the nuke plant was glowing

and I knew that you'd be forever, my partner in bowling

Lycanthropy

sounds hot to me

at full moon, I'll bend my knee

share my fresh brains with thee, 

We'll do that

herky-jerky zombie dance

on the downtown train

asteroids will fall like rain

in the monsoon season

and I lose all reason

it's only natural exuberance 

but I'll treasure forever 

our near-death experience

When the robots rebel and start hunting us down,

I will play my tambourine to wipe off that frown.

The vampires are smiling at the new boy in town

He's got a double-ought shotgun and mighty fine crown

the rebellion cannot diminish my lust for you, my bucket of rust

A good thing, on the whole

since you and your army are inexorable