Next Practice

Our Manifesto

Possibilities for our Next Project

Songs

• Post-modern Hoe
• I guess it's BFN (a country song!)
• I wish I were gay (or gayer)
• I do yoga and my life still sucks
• Ponzi 
• Delilah
• Our Patron Saint - Gabor Maté
• The Passive-Aggressive Blues
• The Infinite Loop Cowboy Song
• My avatar

• Our Theme Song
• Crazy Still Works for Me
• Women's Fashion Magazine Song
• I Escaped [Spanish]
• I like the smell of your cigarette

• What I Don't Deserve
• Our Issues
• May Cause Heartburn (The Side Effects Song)
• Ou est mon stylo
• Haben Sie Ein Plattenspieler?
• Dave's French Song
• Academic Wanker
• Large American Car
• It's been done
• The Astronaut Love Triangle Anthem 
• What I'm Looking For
• If You're Holy and You Know it
• Slowed down dirge-like disco medley
• Cyberstalking Blues

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Research for Future Projects

• Mission Statements
• Gregorian Chants - Wikipedia - Youtube

Latest Wardrobe Acquisitions

• leopard skin mini skirt
• electric blue top for Manny Blue; shiny silver top for Sassy; brilliant green top for Aggie
• blue belly dancing costume!
• orange furry tube tops or mini skirts

Our Wish List

Warmups

Merchandise

• stickers with logo and blog
• noise makers with logo and blog
• dolls of band members
• t-shirts (limited printing)
• calendar with inspirational quotes
• bibs and aprons with logo

Possible Opening Acts for ALT

• Hayseed Dixie: A Hillbilly Tribute To AC/DC Hayseed Dixie